Your tiny Chevy Spark is no match for my V-6 Saturn Vue..........

I'm a Disney fanatic.....yes, yes, I love me some Disney. It's about an hours drive from my house, mainly highway. I can get a good clip going and do about 80 on one road and 75 on another. Now I'm not driving any faster than anyone else. There are many, many people that pass me by.

The other day as were taking the drive to Disney for an overnighter we are doing a good clip of 75 in a 65 zone. Nobody slow is in the fast lane (which is a REAL problem here in FL) so we're going along just fine, chatting away, laughing, enjoying the ride. All of a sudden this asshat in a tiny Chevy Spark jumps out in front of me, where I have to slam on my breaks because he's only doing 60 in a 65. Yeah, I know I was going 75, but I pay attention. First we made fun of his car, because you could see the poor guy in the backseat was sitting sideways. And it was just so funny looking, this tiny car with these 3 people scrunched up inside. Those things may save you on gas, but they won't do a think for your life if you're ever in an accident!

Anyway, he sits in my lane doing 60, and although there are tons of available openings next to him to pull over, he stays in my lane and makes it completely impossible for me to get into a right lane to go around him. I start getting a bit upset and am on his tail because I have 10 cars on my tail. I'm flashing at him to go over everytime there's a chance and he just sits there. Finally a huge stretch of openness comes up on the right hand side and he finally gets over! So I zoom past him, as do the 10 cars behind me! He then decides to try and keep up with me. Ummmm, that's not even gonna happen. First of all, my car is pretty fast and I'm not afraid to use it! So for the next 10 miles or so he continues to try and get in front of me again, he's finally putting his foot on the gas! Now why the heck couldn't he have done that when me and the 10 cars behind me were getting pissed at him for driving like an ass?

I made sure that he couldn't get in front of me again. But we finally came to our exit and enjoyed the rest of our short trip!